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The Marshall Plan
Bill Belichick figured out that the best way to hold (Marshall Faulk) in check is to let Rams Coach Mike Martz's ego take over.
Security Check
The Superdome was nearly filled more than an hour before kickoff. Presumably this was because fans took officials' advice and arrived early because of heightened (security) measures, not because Paul McCartney was performing his lame new song, "Freedom."
Paul Is Dead
Well, not really. But what else is there to say about a guy who went from the (Beatles) to opening for Mariah Carey and playing second fiddle to Terry Bradshaw?
Hair Care
Uh, (Roger Staubach), it's called a comb ... look into one. Seriously, dude, your hair is whack.
Cruel Jokes
(Jim Kelly) got his call from the Hall, but in the back of his mind he has to think: Trent Dilfer. What? Tom Brady. What? Buffalo. What?
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