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Mike Lange's goal calls

Monday, November 12, 2001

"Heeeeee shoots and scores ..."

Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too
(First spoken by two guys in a bar. Really.)

He's smiling like a butcher's dog

Get that dog off my lawn

Beat him like a rented mule
(First spoken by stockbroker friend, referring to markets beating him.)

Let's go hunt moose on a harley

Never teach a pig to sing
(A singing pig played the Arena once. Really.)

How much fried chicken can you eat?

Great balls of fire

Hallelujah Hollywood
(From a sign in Las Vegas.)

Puttin' on the Ritz

Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick

Oh, no, Eddie Spaghetti

Look out, Loretta
(First spoken by a buddy on an airplane.)

Book 'em, Dano

Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's about to roll

Ten ho vykouril jako cigaretu
(From Jaromir Jagr, in Czech, for: He smoked him like a bad cigar.)

He just put [goaltender's name] on the 405 South headed to San Diego

He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch

Scratch my back with a hacksaw
(From a Monroeville security guard.)

I'll be cow kicked

She's trying to sell my monkey
(Lyric from blues master B.B. King.)

Ain't nothing but a houndog

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building
(From a South Hills bartender.)

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