If I were just four inches taller or a lot faster, I'd have been in the NFL all these years. Instead, I've been pushing a pencil, these last 20 years, since graduating from Ohio Wesleyan University with a BFA. Ten years ago some kind people in Pittsburgh made the mistake of feeding me. They're still waiting for me to leave. In the mean time I tricked the sport editor into letting me fill some space on Saturday's sports opinion page. Plus, I get to do a cartoon for each Stillers' game. If you can't play with 'em then draw 'em.

Jan 16, 2005	Sep 17, 2004	Dec 30, 2004	Jan 23, 2005
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